February 2012
The anglo-scandinavian mainly chocolate thing...
Every time I listen to Cabin Pressure, it gets funnier.
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bluebackstabber replied to your post: #ask box porn victory dance
MORE PORN? :O
It’s just a pornapalooza all up in this bitch.
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According to bluebackstabber, I should change my...
Debating changing my URL
Thoughts on the following ones I’ve got saved:
get-thee-to-221b
lovecraftianhorror
gatiss-is-our-king
the-rabbit-of-negative-euphoria
Or should I stick with ‘dontstartlethewitch’?
#ask box porn victory dance
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Watchmoriartyismrsex:
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Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes.
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I love how the guy hesitates in saying “Benedict Cumberbatch” for the first time xD
Okay...
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Anonymous asked: Jim laughs in spite of the tension on his neck because it’s kind of like the dog that bit the master’s hand, but the master’s the one with the shotgun or maybe euthanasia, oh and that’s cute, real cute. “No, darling, I haven’t come back for YOU,” he sneers and knees him hard in the guts, right in the diaphragm. Seb yells in pain and falls off the counter,...
Anonymous asked: Seb presses a thumb on the bobbing Adam's apple on Jim's neck. They're sprawled across the counter at Sherlock Holmes's little territory, or rather, it's the good doctor's home now since they'd gotten rid of the brainy virgin. Seb's weight presses down on Jim's smaller body, and they fit like two unlikely puzzle pieces. "Oh, Jim," Seb growls,...
“I just read the words ‘when you wish upon a star’ as ‘when you...”
– Saibi sends me really good texts.
There is an upsetting lack of smut in my ask box.
What is this, hell?!
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Off to the gym to work on my ROCK HARD PHYSIQUE...
I hate the gym.
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martinfreejam:
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Anonymous asked: I wish to inform you that this story will proceed until it comes to fruition over the course of however many days are deemed necessary. You have been warned.
Anonymous asked: He circled his arm around the head of the man laying down underneath him and brought his lips to to the other man's ear. " Do you want to know a secret," he breathed into the man's ear in a low gravely voice. "I missed you. It's not fun 'round here without my clever little sniper." Jim brought his head back up and looked down at the man he was straddling....
Anonymous asked: Smut happens. (A much, much more interesting version of shit happens)
Anonymous asked: dear god, your anons. getting me all hot and bothered.
Anonymous asked: The hot brush of expelled breath from the words previously spoken tickled at sensitive skin, lips still pulled in a crooked and devious grin. A drawn out hum would be a precursor to the next statement, "and I'm here to dole out your punishment, my pet." Even if there was a wish to voice a protest the gloved fingers wrapped tightly about the neck wouldn't allow it. Teeth soon...
Anonymous asked: Xerxes is fucking sexy.
Anonymous asked: Now that is what I meant to send. Fucking ask limits.
Anonymous asked: Sebastian can feel the leather gloves tracing down his chest, brushing against his flushed skin as his breathing gets ragged and heavy. He squirms underneath the feather-light tips of the gloved hands, letting out a small gasp of protest when he feels them leave his sweating flesh. Moments later one hand returns to press him back against the bed while the other is missing. "Sebastian,...
Anonymous asked: Sebastian hates it when Jim is drunk. Because when Jim is drunk, he turns into the most insatiable tease. It always happens exactly the same way - every bloody time. First, Sebastian finds Jim on the floor or on the sofa, a bottle of that expensive vodka in his hand and mumbling something about the world. He then pulls Jim up and throws him onto the bed, and starts to undress him because Jim will...
Anonymous asked: Shit, that was part of my history assignment. Totally sexual frustrating. I meant to send this other thing that actually is...
I think I'm getting quite sick. My head hurts and...
The challenge stands. Can you make me go ‘HNNNNNGH’?
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