who the hell is flying this thing?

JESUS SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING? Oh, wait, it’s my adorable-as-fuck face. 

Katie, nineteen, nerd. California dork going to school in Bronxville, NY. Whimsical as fuck, sarcastic as hell, all-around annoying. Obsessive compulsive disorder. Demiromantic heterosexual. Roleplayer. Circus freak.

One of those creepy fangirl type creatures. Screeches a lot about OTP’s and writes a lot of porn. A lot. A LOT. 

Social skills of a water buffalo, so currently HILARIOUSLY SINGLE. Hey hot dudes, wanna chat up this fine piece of awkward ass? I THOUGHT SO. 

Likes red lipstick and swearing and yelling and destroying shit. Kind of a horrible human being in general. Proud owner of the best and perviest followers in the whole world. 

Love me?